Pedro El Heinous Full Name: Peter Heinous Date of Birth: 16 February 1950 Place of Birth: Kenya Nationality: South African, May pretend to be British Distinguishing Marks: Forked tongue CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS Wanted in connection with the imposition of illegal currency, Suspect in Bank raid on Barclays Bank (1975), author of many boring books and carries a pointed stick. In the 70's attacked Israelis as being "greedy oppressors," and "racists" now believed to have been bought off. Led a raid against the Springboks (1970) Known henchman of Backstabber Blair and member of 'Nu-Labour'. This cartel is known for its exportation of large quantities of controlled sanctions and its propensity for double dirty done dealing. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL UNOFFICIAL EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

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