Bin Toni Full Name: Anthony Charles Lynton Blair Murder of the National Health Service, Destruction of Railway property and Railtrack shares, attempting to sell British citizens down the river contrary to the slavery (maritime abolition on inland tidal waterways) Act (1713) Aliases: Bambi, Backstabber Blair, the Prince of Spin, Abu Leo, the Prime Minister DESCRIPTION Born: 6 May 1953 (Edinburgh) Eyes: Shifty Height: 5' 6" Complexion: African Suntan Weight: Approximately 160 pounds (100 Euros) Sex: Male Nationality: British, but may have Australian Nationality Occupation: Unknown REMARKS Bin Toni is the leader of a terrorist organisation known as Nu-Labor, "The Baseless". He is left-footed and may carry a guitar. Scars and Marks: 666 tattooed on forehead CAUTION Bin Toni has been seen working as a barman in Paris, There were ugly rumours about his singing and he carries a loaded guitar. He is believed to be recruiting a new Band for a joint European tour. He is implicated in the sudden disappearance of John Smith in 1994 and the Hi-Jacking of a British Airways Concorde for a ransom of £250,000 in 1997. He was responsible assassinating Mo Mowlam by pulling the rug under her to make way for Peter Mandelson. He is believed to be the brains behind a deal to sell Gibraltar down the river to his Spanish guitar playing associate 'Fingers' Aznar. CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL UNOFFICIAL EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

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