Terms of Use

By using and viewing this website you acknowledge that you are aware that the information contained on its pages may not be truthful. Photographs may have been altered in order to enhance the stupidity involved, and the facts presented may have been altered for the purposes of satire.

People are included on this website because they believe they know better than anyone else "What is good for the future of Gibraltar", they are therefore setting themselves up as pompous targets for mirth and ridicule.

If you feel any of the material is offensive, please tell us about it, Remember, it is not as offensive as the people are seen to be by others, and a website is a more civilised protest than throwing custard pies, bricks, petrol bombs or nuclear warheads around.

All material on this website is © The Gibraltar Inquirer, 2002 - 2007 and may not be reproduced without permission and for sure we are not giving anyone permission to steal it.

Gibraltar wants good, neighbourly, European relations with Spain based on reasonable dialogue and mutual respect. Spain is obliged to respect our EU and other rights instead of ignoring them and persecuting Gibraltarians for the desire to retain their identity. Gibraltar belongs to the People of Gibraltar and is neither Spain's to claim, nor Britain's to give away.

Although originally started to poke fun at HMG and the Spanish Government, any pretentious idiots are now within the scope of this site. If you want to nominate someone or complain you can contact the editor by email at:

Threats will be recycled into supositories and returned for your safety and convenience.

The abuse of our e-mail resources may result in a leather-winged demon of the night dining on your pancreas, or worse.